gambling quotes by VPPAPPY-1508653768

Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.



gambling quotes by MARK TWAIN-1508652346

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.



gambling quotes by ALBERT EINSTEIN-1508650647

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.



gambling quotes by DANNY THOMAS -1508610947

A race track is a place where windows clean people.



gambling quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1508609376

Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money.



gambling quotes by NICK DANDALOS-1508607815

The house doesn't beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.



gambling quotes by R.E. SHAY-1508606109

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.



gambling quotes by CHARLES LAMB-1508604904

Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.



gambling quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1508601007

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.



gambling quotes by JOE E. LEWIS-1508596168

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.



gambling quotes by WILLIAM BOLITHO-1508594751

A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.



gambling quotes by JEFFREY BERNARD-1508593148

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked "Bet Here," but only one window with the legend "Pay Out."



gambling quotes by ARTHUR S. REBER-1508590957

The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.



gambling quotes by MARK TWAIN-1508579730

Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.



gambling quotes by JACK YELTON-1508578169

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.



gambling quotes by CHINESE PROVERB-1508576647

If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.



gambling quotes by HEYWOOD BROUN-1508571904

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.



gambling quotes by THOMAS ROBERT DEWAR-1508569444

No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.



gambling quotes by GLORIA STEINEM-1508568063

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.



gambling quotes by KIN HUBBARD-1508565589

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.



gambling quotes by PROVERB-1508564098

In a bet there is a fool and a thief.



gambling quotes by DAMON RUNYON-1508562638

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.



gambling quotes by FRANZ ROSENTHAL-1508561038

The subject of gambling is all encompassing. It combines man's natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future.



gambling quotes by WILSON MIZNER-1508507102

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.