dieting quotes by PHILLIP C. MCGRAW-1481808205
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
dieting quotes by DAVE BARRY-1481806694
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."
dieting quotes by CYRIL CONNOLLY-1481804954
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
dieting quotes by JEAN KERR-1481803233
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
dieting quotes by ROSEANNE BARR-1481801942
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
dieting quotes by STEPHEN PHILLIPS-1481800161
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
dieting quotes by PAULA POUNDSTONE-1481798500
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481796749
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481794056
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
dieting quotes by JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH-1481792395
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481790924
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
dieting quotes by WOODY ALLEN-1481735650
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
desserts quotes by ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN-1481732044
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481710528
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
desserts quotes by MEL GIBSON-1481709100
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
desserts quotes by UNIEK SWAIN-1481707317
Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can't fit you into my schedule right now.
desserts quotes by THE QUOTE GARDEN-1481704295
I don't cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day.
desserts quotes by MARQUISE DE SEVIGNE-1481703094
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
desserts quotes by A.J. ESTHER-1481701326
If ice cream is scooped but no one is there to eat it, does it still taste good?
desserts quotes by SPANISH PROVERB-1481698832
Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.
desserts quotes by LINDA SOLEGATO-1481697470
A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481694467
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481692986
There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix.
desserts quotes by JASON LOVE-1481689914
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
desserts quotes by ALICIA SILVERSTONE-1481652033
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
desserts quotes by EARL WILSON-1481638825
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
desserts quotes by SANDRA BOYNTON-1481637294
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
desserts quotes by CHARLES SCHULZ-1481634097
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
desserts quotes by RALPH WALDO EMERSON-1481623080
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
desserts quotes by TRUMAN CAPOTE-1481560953
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
desserts quotes by JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN-1481554163
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.
desserts quotes by TERRY MOORE-1481552517
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
desserts quotes by EUGENE FIELD-1481543713
But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481539170
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
desserts quotes by JOHN GOULD-1481537499
I don't think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.
desserts quotes by JESSI LANE ADAMS-1481536207
Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481534727
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.
desserts quotes by LINDA GRAYSON-1481533163
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
desserts quotes by THORNTON WILDER-1481531692
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy.
desserts quotes by SLOGAN OF THE CERRETA CANDY COMPANY IN GLENDALE-1481529911
If your sweet tooth says candy - your wisdom tooth says Cerreta.
desserts quotes by JAMES WADWORTH-1481526819
'Twill make old women young and fresh,Create new motions of the flesh.And cause them long for you know what,If they but taste of chocolate.
desserts quotes by EDWARD "GRANDPA" JONES-1481523987
Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481521105
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481514265
I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.
desserts quotes by OLEG KISELEV-1481478937
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
desserts quotes by ERMA BOMBECK-1481477530
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481473492
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
desserts quotes by LORA BRODY-1481465946
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
desserts quotes by GRAHAM KERR-1481464246
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.
desserts quotes by JUDITH VIORST-1481441615
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
desserts quotes by E.W. HOWE-1481440123
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
desserts quotes by JUDITH OLNEY-1481438392
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
desserts quotes by CARL SAGAN-1481435350
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
desserts quotes by JIM DAVIS-1481433809
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
desserts quotes by LESLIE MOAK MURRAY-1481432378
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.
desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481431078
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
desserts quotes by JASON LOVE-1481428187
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
desserts quotes by SANDRA BOYNTON-1481394048
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
desserts quotes by HEYWOOD BROUN-1481391056
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
dental quotes by CLAUDIA WALLIS-1481388183
Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
dental quotes by PAUL MERTON-1481382533
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
dental quotes by GRAHAM GREENE-1481381072
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
dental quotes by GEORGE D. PRENTICE-1481379369
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
dental quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481377804
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
dental quotes by HENRY LYTTON BULWER-1481376306
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
dental quotes by HELEN ROWLAND-1481372870
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
dental quotes by RICHARD BAXTER-1481371210
An aching tooth is better out than in.To lose a rotting member is a gain.
dental quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1481355111
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
dental quotes by WILLIAM R. ALGER-1481304303
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
dental quotes by JOSEPH HELLER-1481296847
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
dental quotes by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE-1481293657
For there was never yet philosopherThat could endure the toothache patiently.
dental quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1481292286
I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
dental quotes by AMBROSE BIERCE-1481291025
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
dental quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1481289544
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
dental quotes by UNKNOWN HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL-1481288229
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
dental quotes by OGDEN NASH-1481279668
Some tortures are physicalAnd some are mental,But the one that is bothIs dental.
dental quotes by MASON COOLEY-1481278017
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
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