Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474956901

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474955690

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474954200

I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.



Computers Quotes by JEFF PESIS-1474909453

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474906660

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.



Computers Quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1474902697

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.



Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS ("DOGBERT")-1474872787

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474871436

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?



Computers Quotes by MITCH RATCLIFFE-1474819698

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474818267

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.



Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS-1474815731

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.



Computers Quotes by SUZIE WAGNER-1474813283

Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474811913

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.



Computers Quotes by PABLO PICASSO-1474809794

But they are useless. They can only give you answers.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474795134

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.



Computers Quotes by JOHN PIERCE-1474789573

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.