Computers Quotes by ONE OF MURPHY'S LAWS OF TECHNOLOGY-1474993290
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Computers Quotes by ROBERT A. HEINLEIN-1474991639
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474956901
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.
Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474954200
I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.
Computers Quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1474902697
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS ("DOGBERT")-1474872787
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
Computers Quotes by MITCH RATCLIFFE-1474819698
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474818267
Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.
Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS-1474815731
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Computers Quotes by SUZIE WAGNER-1474813283
Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return.
Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474795134
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
Computers Quotes by JOHN PIERCE-1474789573
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
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