Computers Quotes by BRIAN M. PORTER-1475386393

To have no errorsWould be life without meaningNo struggle, no joy



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Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475329908

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.



Computers Quotes by RAHUL SONNAD-1475326073

There is a chasmof carbon and siliconthe software can't bridge



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475320919

At least my pencil never crashes!



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475319439

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475318117

A user and his leisure time are soon parted.



Computers Quotes by DAVID J. LISZEWSKI-1475316907

A file that big?It might be very useful.But now it is gone.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1475315656

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475314010

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.



Computers Quotes by J.H. GOLDFUSS-1475312280

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.



Computers Quotes by RICHARD P. FEYNMAN-1475303063

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!



Computers Quotes by DAVID ANSEL-1475301779

Stay the patient courseOf little worth is your ireThe network is down



Computers Quotes by JEREMY S. ANDERSON-1475299852

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.



Computers Quotes by BILL GATES-1475298620

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.



Computers Quotes by PETER ROTHMAN-1475295044

Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.



Computers Quotes by GUY ALMES-1475260876

There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475248965

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.



Computers Quotes by SYDNEY J. HARRIS-1475247426

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.



Computers Quotes by EDSGER W. DIJKSTRA-1475231979

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.