fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504421225

Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.



fishing quotes by PATRICK F. MCMANUS-1504417217

Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary.



fishing quotes by KOOS BRANDT-1504415340

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504377735

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.



fishing quotes by JACK OHMAN-1504376849

If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly.



flowers quotes by IKKYU SOJUN-1504375518

Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms.



flowers quotes by ANTONIO PORCHIA-1504373981

Flowers are without hope. Because hope is tomorrow and flowers have no tomorrow.



flowers quotes by TENNESSEE WILLIAMS-1504372447

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks.



flowers quotes by WILLIAM WORDSWORTH-1504370777

'Tis my faith that every flowerEnjoys the air it breathes!



fishing quotes by GEORGE HERBERT-1504363524

You must lose a fly to catch a trout.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504362322

Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty!



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504353606

"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day."



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504336253

Good things come to those who bait.



fishing quotes by HERBERT HOOVER-1504282693

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.



fishing quotes by WILLIAM SHERWOOD FOX-1504278611

Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish.



fishing quotes by RODERICK HAIG-BROWN-1504277050

Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish.



fishing quotes by JOHN WOLCOT-1504275749

Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish;And when an angler for his dish,Through gluttony's vile sin,Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,God give thee strength, O gentle trout,To pull the rascal in!



fishing quotes by ED ZERN-1504274138

People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing.



fishing quotes by PATRICK F. MCMANUS-1504272717

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.



fishing quotes by DAVE SHIFLETT-1504270947

Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?