sweetest day quotes by JESSE JACKSON-1446358375
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
sweetest day quotes by BOB HOPE-1446311226
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
sweetest day quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1446306213
A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange.
sweetest day quotes by KARL REILAND-1446304555
In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy.
st patricks day quotes by EDWIN MARKHAM-1446302972
With the frost he kindled fire;Drove the snakes from brake and brier,Hurling out the writhing broodWith the lightning of his rood.
april fool day quotes by JACK HANDEY-1446283235
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
april fool day quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1446281606
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
april fool day quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1446279974
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
april fool day quotes by RITA RUDNER-1446264643
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
april fool day quotes by GEORGE ORWELL-1446227969
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
april fool day quotes by EDGAR ALLAN POE-1446222674
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.
april fool day quotes by SPANISH PROVERB-1446220943
It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.
april fool day quotes by CLIFTON PAUL FADIMAN-1446206237
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
april fool day quotes by MAX EASTMAN-1446203037
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
april fool day quotes by DOUGLAS ADAMS-1446201647
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
april fool day quotes by HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN-1446192852
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
april fool day quotes by WILL ROGERS-1446191116
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
april fool day quotes by ABRAHAM LINCOLN-1446183286
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
april fool day quotes by JAPANESE PROVERB-1446181735
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
april fool day quotes by JACK HANDEY-1446180054
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
april fool day quotes by WELSH PROVERB-1446178374
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
april fool day quotes by MARK TWAIN-1446137857
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
april fool day quotes by ROBERT FROST-1446130817
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
april fool day quotes by CHINESE PROVERB-1446095762
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
april fool day quotes by AMBROSE BIERCE-1446092183
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
april fool day quotes by MARK TWAIN-1446090482
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
anniversary quotes by MARCEL PROUST-1446056099
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
sweetest day quotes by MARK TWAIN-1446053792
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
sweetest day quotes by DALAI LAMA-1446027779
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
sweetest day quotes by QUOTED INP.S. I LOVE YOU-1446010184
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
goodbye quotes by LORD BYRON-1446008622
Fare thee well! and if for ever,Still for ever, fare thee well.
christmas quotes by HARLAN MILLER-1446007382
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
anniversary quotes by S.J. PERELMAN-1445965119
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
anniversary quotes by MAXWELL ANDERSON-1445963628
If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,Happy together, the gods themselves are helplessAgainst them while they stand so.
anniversary quotes by ABRAHAM LINCOLN-1445951824
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
anniversary quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1445949740
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
anniversary quotes by WOODY ALLEN-1445943483
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
anniversary quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1445941992
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
anniversary quotes by ZELDA FITZGERALD-1445940531
Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
anniversary quotes by GEORGE JEAN NATHAN-1445936659
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
anniversary quotes by ANDRE MAUROIS-1445924943
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
anniversary quotes by PROVERB-1445923583
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
anniversary quotes by M*A*S*H-1445920288
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
anniversary quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1445917282
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
anniversary quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1445880189
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
anniversary quotes by MICHAEL LEUNIG-1445878457
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
anniversary quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1445863770
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
anniversary quotes by ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY-1445862279
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
anniversary quotes by JUDITH VIORST-1445857232
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway
anniversary quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1445852498
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
anniversary quotes by PETER DEVRIES-1445846252
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
sweetest day quotes by CHINESE PROVERB-1445845049
A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses.
sweetest day quotes by RALPH WALDO EMERSON-1445831048
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
sweetest day quotes by ADAM LINDSAY GORDON-1445794545
Life is mostly froth and bubble,Two things stand like stone,Kindness in another's trouble,Courage in your own.
get well quotes by BILL WALTON-1445793253
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
get well quotes by W.C. FIELDS-1445784970
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
get well quotes by SUSAN SONTAG-1445783326
Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sick. Although we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of that other place.
get well quotes by HENRY WARD BEECHER-1445781574
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
get well quotes by PEARL WILLIAMS-1445780238
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
get well quotes by JOHNNY CARSON-1445778772
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
get well quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1445777468
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
get well quotes by FINLEY PETER DUNNE-1445762504
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
get well quotes by SAMUEL BUTLER-1445760902
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
friend4a quotes by RALPH WALDO EMERSON-1445759346
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put off, and may deal with him with the simplicity and wholeness with which one chemical atom meets another.
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