driving quotes by MARSHALL MCLUHAN-1483242815
The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.
driving quotes by CHARLES M. ALLEN-1483207892
The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.
driving quotes by AUSTRALIAN TRAFFIC RULE-1483206161
Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety.
driving quotes by J.D. SALINGER-1483203329
Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car alrea
driving quotes by SAMUEL HOFFENSTEIN-1483197587
What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
driving quotes by AN ENGLISH LORD CHIEF JUSTICE-1483194061
The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary.
driving quotes by E.B. WHITE-1483192459
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
driving quotes by MARLEN E. PEW-1483174380
Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
driving quotes by WILL ROGERS-1483173139
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
driving quotes by JASON LOVE-1483169225
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
driving quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1483167965
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
driving quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1483163815
If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
driving quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1483162305
Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.
driving quotes by BILL VAUGHAN-1483160854
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
driving quotes by GREY LIVINGSTON-1483159514
Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window.
driving quotes by NOELIE ALTITO-1483118978
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
driving quotes by GARRETT HARDIN-1483105580
No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
driving quotes by R.A. LAFFERTY-1483083823
Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life. Well, mostly he is a good man, but there is a change in him as soon as he mounts. Every man on horseback is an arrogant man, however gentle he may be on foot. The man in the automobile is one thousand times as dangerous. I tell you, it will engender absolute selfishness in mankind if the driving of automobiles becomes common. It will breed violence on a scale never seen before. It will mark the end of the family as we know it, the three or four generations living happily in one home. It will destroy the sense of neighborhood and the true sense of Nation. It will create giantized cankers of cities, false opulence of suburbs, ruinized countryside, and unhealthy conglomerations of specialized farming and manufacturing. It will make every man a tyrant.
driving quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1483074568
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
driving quotes by EDWARD MCDONAGH-1483073332
The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
driving quotes by STEVEN WRIGHT-1483070898
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
driving quotes by LEWIS MUMFORD-1483032802
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
driving quotes by EDWARD ABBEY-1483029621
The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
driving quotes by DAVE BARRY-1483021008
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
driving quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1483019595
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
driving quotes by MARSHALL MCLUHAN-1482997719
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
driving quotes by LARRY LUJACK-1482996195
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
driving quotes by ART BUCHWALD-1482991358
Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him.
driving quotes by AMERICAN PROVERB-1482989917
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
driving quotes by ALBERT EINSTEIN-1482985064
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
driving quotes by ARNOLD TOYNBEE-1482982998
A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man.
driving quotes by DR. PAUL MACCREADY-1482948937
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
driving quotes by H.G. WELLS-1482947071
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
driving quotes by GREENPEACE ADVERTISEMENT-1482945290
It wasn't theExxon Valdezcaptain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours.
driving quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482932924
A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
driving quotes by DUDLEY MOORE-1482931683
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
driving quotes by RALPH WALDO EMERSON-1482929310
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
driving quotes by MAC MCCLEARY-1482918029
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
driving quotes by MARY ELLEN KELLY-1482916698
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
dogs quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1482915296
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday.
dogs quotes by WINSTON CHURCHILL-1482898102
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
dogs quotes by COLETTE-1482896476
Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
dogs quotes by JOSH BILLINGS-1482859538
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
dogs quotes by NORMAN STRUNG-1482857485
Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.
dogs quotes by JEROME K. JEROME-1482848359
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.
dogs quotes by RITA RUDNER-1482846588
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
dogs quotes by ROBERT BENCHLEY-1482813831
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
dogs quotes by JON WINOKUR-1482772347
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
dogs quotes by RAMONA C. ALBERT-1482770847
When a dog wants to hang out the "Do Not Disturb" sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.
dogs quotes by ALPHONSE TOUSSENEL-1482768215
The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.
dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482760943
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
dogs quotes by ROBERT M. PIRSIG-1482759643
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.
dogs quotes by STEVEN WRIGHT-1482738760
I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay."
dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482725252
A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
dogs quotes by PENNY WARD MOSER-1482687239
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
dogs quotes by JOSH BILLINGS-1482678933
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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