Computers Quotes by FROM THE TELEVISION SHOWKING OF QUEENS-1474783880

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.



Computers Quotes by DAVID DIXON-1474779185

Three things are certain:Death, taxes, and lost data.Guess which has occurred.



Computers Quotes by NICHOLAS NEGROPONTE-1474731166

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.



Computers Quotes by JOSEPH CAMPBELL-1474728057

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.



Computers Quotes by EDSGER W. DIJKSTRA-1474714528

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474646836

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."



Computers Quotes by CLIFFORD STOLL-1474645207

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.



Computers Quotes by FARMER'S ALMANAC-1474643896

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474621960

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.



compliments quotes by HOMER SIMPSON-1474620288

Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.



compliments quotes by BUCKY WATERS-1474618697

That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places.



compliments quotes by GEORGE MOORE-1474615953

Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.



compliments quotes by FROM THE MOVIEKEEPING THE FAITH-1474614496

God was just showing off when he created you.



compliments quotes by AUGUSTUS WILLIAM HARE AND JULIUS CHARLES HARE-1474613202

A person given to barefaced flattery, will usually balance the account with interest in your absence.



compliments quotes by GEORGE CHAPMAN-1474611902

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.



compliments quotes by LORD ALFRED TENNYSON-1474561533

Current among men,Like coin, the tinsel clink of compliment.



compliments quotes by LORD CHESTERFIELD-1474530053

Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.



compliments quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1474528603

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.



compliments quotes by A.W. HARE & J.C. HARE-1474526159

A compliment is usually accompanied with a bow, as if to beg pardon for paying it.



compliments quotes by JOHN ADDINGTON SYMONDS-1474524616

It is great to get praise from the lips of taciturnity.



compliments quotes by GERMAN PROVERB-1474478010

What flatterers say, try to make true.



compliments quotes by MARK TWAIN-1474476294

I can live for two months on a good compliment.



compliments quotes by WILSON MIZNER-1474470325

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.



compliments quotes by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE-1474463631

'Twas never merry worldSince lowly feigning was called compliment.



compliments quotes by OSCAR WILDE-1474462080

Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.



compliments quotes by KIN HUBBARD-1474457203

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.



complaining quotes by RONALD FIRBANK-1474447725

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.



complaining quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474445546

To make a criticism is a bit like complaining about the shape of the Pyramids.



complaining quotes by PROVERB-1474444144

Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses.



complaining quotes by LORD JEFFREY-1474442867

The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the surest sign symptom of little souls and inferior intellects.



complaining quotes by ANTOINE RIVAROL-1474441286

Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present, in fearing future.



complaining quotes by RANDALL JARRELL-1474439955

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.



complaining quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1474438246

Sweat silently. Let's have no squawking about a little expenditure of energy.



complaining quotes by JOE WALSH-1474436575

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.



complaining quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474387186

In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine.



complaining quotes by WILLIAM OSLER-1474377955

Learn to accept in silence the minor aggravations, cultivate the gift of taciturnity, and consume your own smoke with an extra draft of hard work, so that those about you may not be annoyed with the dust and soot of your complaints.



complaining quotes by JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE-1474376334

I will not be as those who spend the day in complaining of headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.



complaining quotes by FRANKLIN P. JONES-1474365418

complaining quotes by JANE WAGNER-1474364030

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.



complaining quotes by W.S. GILBERT-1474362400

Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?



complaining quotes by ROBERT HUGH BENSON-1474357812

I think that the insane desire one has sometimes to bang and kick grumblers and peevish persons is a Divine instinct.



complaining quotes by BERNARD M. BARUCH-1474356373

You can overcome anything if you don't bellyache.



complaining quotes by SAMUEL JOHNSON-1474354892

When any fit of gloominess, or perversion of mind, lays hold upon you, make it a rule not to publish it by complaints.



Community Quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1474353519

Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.



Community Quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1474352260

In the end, poverty, putridity and pestilence; work, wealth and worry; health, happiness and hell, all simmer down into village problems.



Community Quotes by ADLAI E. STEVENSON-1474306475

On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers.



Community Quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1474280705

A machine has value only as it produces more than it consumes - so check your value to the community.



Community Quotes by NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE-1474279272

Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect whether he chooses to be so or not.



Community Quotes by LADY BIRD JOHNSON-1474278053

While the spirit of neighborliness was important on the frontier because neighbors were so few, it is even more important now because our neighbors are so many.



Community Quotes by HUBERT H. HUMPHREY-1474208682

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.



committees quotes by THOMAS SOWELL-1474207220

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.



committees quotes by JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH-1474192381

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.



committees quotes by KATHARINE WHITEHORN-1474190990

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.



committees quotes by LESTER J. POURCIAU-1474189428

There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.



committees quotes by ARNOLD TOYNBEE-1474187725

I don't believe a committee can write a book. It can, oh, govern a country, perhaps, but I don't believe it can write a book.