baseball quotes by RICK WISE-1460271382

The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.



baseball quotes by JERRY IZENBERG-1460269981

Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring.



baseball quotes by A. BARTLETT GIAMATTI-1460266157

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.



baseball quotes by JIM MURRAY-1460212267

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.



baseball quotes by BRUCE CATTON-1460140324

Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America.



baseball quotes by ROBERT FROST-1460139100

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.



baseball quotes by CHUCK TANNER-1460137719

It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder losing one.



baseball quotes by BOB LEMON-1460135388

I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.



baseball quotes by JOE GARAGIOLA-1460133745

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.



baseball quotes by JIM BOUTON-1460123339

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?



baseball quotes by FROM THE MOVIEBULL DURHAM-1460122009

Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic.



baseball quotes by REGGIE JACKSON-1460106155

Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you.



baseball quotes by DON DRYSDALE-1460096048

The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid. And if the hitter is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid.



baseball quotes by LAWRENCE RITTER-1460094507

The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays.



baseball quotes by BOB VEALE-1460093117

Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa.



baseball quotes by KEN HARRELSON-1460085475

Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.



baseball quotes by JIM MURRAYTHE BEST OF JIM MURRAY-1460084200

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.



baseball quotes by WOODY ALLEN-1460052635

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.



baseball quotes by HUMPHREY BOGART-1460051064

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.



baseball quotes by ART HILL-1460049684

With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.



baseball quotes by VANCE LAW-1460048182

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.



baseball quotes by ROGERS HORNSBY-1460041480

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.



baseball quotes by NOMAR GARCIAPARRA-1460040003

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.



baseball quotes by GEORGE CARLIN-1460009234

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.



baseball quotes by WILLIE STARGELL-1460007890

When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball."



baseball quotes by PHIL LINZ-1460006299

Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.



baseball quotes by WALT WHITMANBASEBALL: AN INFORMAL HISTORY-1460003318

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us.



baseball quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1459961665

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.



baseball quotes by BOB LEMON-1459953000

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.



baseball quotes by EARL WILSON-1459930913

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.



baseball quotes by AL GALLAGHER-1459929632

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.



baseball quotes by PAUL GALLICO-1459920067

No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined.



baseball quotes by ROY CAMPANELLA-1459918341

You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too.



baseball quotes by HUMPHREY BOGART-1459915004

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz.



baseball quotes by M*A*S*H-1459859153

A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.



baseball quotes by DAVE BARRY-1459857853

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.



baseball quotes by TOM CLARK-1459847044

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.



baseball quotes by TED WILLIAMS-1459834676

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.



baseball quotes by ROGERS HORNSBY-1459833104

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.



baseball quotes by JIM BOUTON-1459793588

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.