alcohol quotes by RAYMOND CHANDLER-1452407408

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.



alcohol quotes by FRANCIS SCOTT KEY FITZGERALDACKROYD-1452405866

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.



alcohol quotes by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE-1452404393

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!



alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452402040

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.



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alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452366281

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.



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alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452362855

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.



alcohol quotes by JOHN MARCELLUS HUSTON-1452317918

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.



alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452315195

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.



alcohol quotes by ERNEST HEMINGWAY-1452313576

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452275425

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not.



Age Quotes by JENNIFER YANE-1452260729

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.



Age Quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1452258988

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?



Age Quotes by ARNOLD PALMER-1452257702

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.



Age Quotes by ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER-1452255925

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.



Age Quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1452254281

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.



Age Quotes by ATTRIBUTED TO JOHN WAGNER-1452252720

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.



Age Quotes by EDWARD YOUNG-1452250986

Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines.



Age Quotes by WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE-1452248770

I fear vastly more a futile, incompetent old age than I do any form of death.



Age Quotes by DAN BENNETT-1452247496

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.



Age Quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1452245721

The last birthday that's any good is 23.



Age Quotes by BETTE DAVIS-1452244000

Old age ain't no place for sissies.



Age Quotes by CARRIE LATET-1452240085

Age attacks when we least expect it.



Age Quotes by TOM WILSON-1452238394

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.



Age Quotes by JEAN RHYS-1452236773

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.



Age Quotes by CHINESE PROVERB-1452232772

Before thirty, men seek disease; after thirty, diseases seek men.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452230991

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.



Age Quotes by H.L. MENCKEN-1452189189

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.



Age Quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1452187747

Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452185967

I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience.



Age Quotes by WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS-1452184464

An aged man is but a paltry thing,A tattered coat upon a stick, unlessSoul clasp its hands and sing, and louder singFor every tatter in its mortal dress.



Age Quotes by DON MARQUIS-1452183153

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.



Age Quotes by MORROW BOURNE-1452177661

Age is a prison from which we cannot escape.



Age Quotes by DONALD JUSTICE-1452169114

Men at forty Learn to close softly The doors to rooms they will not be Coming back to.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452155387

I don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast.



Age Quotes by ALLEN-1452147702

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.



Age Quotes by FRANKLIN P. ADAMS-1452146313

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.



Age Quotes by DANIEL DEFOE-1452144990

Middle age is youth without its levity, and age without decay.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452094017

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.



Age Quotes by ANNE SEXTON-1452086769

Age Quotes by EMILY DICKINSON-1452074571

We turn not older with years, but newer every day.



Age Quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1452072573

at. -->Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too.



Age Quotes by LIZ SMITH-1452070850

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.



Age Quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1452069548

Youth disserves; middle age conserves; old age preserves.



Age Quotes by MADELEINE L'ENGLE-1452059813

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.



Age Quotes by JEAN ROSTAND-1452054117

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452015486

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.



Age Quotes by TRUMAN CAPOTE-1452008705

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.



Age Quotes by BILLY CASPER-1452005194

Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers.



Age Quotes by DAVID GRAYSON-1451995104

The other day a man asked me what I thought was the best time of life. "Why," I answered without a thought, "now."



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1451993602

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.



Age Quotes by ERMA BOMBECK-1451982515

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.



Age Quotes by LAURENCE OLIVIER-1451980826

When you're a young man, Macbeth is a character part. When you're older, it's a straight part.



Age Quotes by GRAHAM GREENE-1451979462

Morality comes with the sad wisdom of age, when the sense of curiosity has withered.



Age Quotes by CAROLINE ELIZABETH SARAH NORTON-1451971177

Old Time, who changes all below,To wean men gently for the grave.



Age Quotes by OLIVER W. HOLMES-1451969418

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.



Age Quotes by ATTRIBUTED TO JOHN WAGNER-1451920410

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.



Age Quotes by JOHN FISCHER-1451904205

What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.



Age Quotes by MARYA MANNES-1451902784

The process of maturing is an art to be learned, an effort to be sustained. By the age of fifty you have made yourself what you are, and if it is good, it is better than your youth.



Age Quotes by BENJAMIN FRANKLIN-1451901533

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.



Age Quotes by LEON TROTSKY (LEV DAVIDOVICH BRONSTEIN)-1451899862

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1451898631

Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.



Age Quotes by SAMUEL BUTLER-1451897217

Life is one long process of getting tired.



Age Quotes by HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW-1451895726

It is autumn; not withoutBut within me is the cold.Youth and spring are all about;It is I that have grown old.



Age Quotes by CHARLES LAMB-1451894525

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.



Age Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWNFRIENDS NEWS SHEET(ROYAL PERTH HOSPITAL-1451892760

You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired.



Age Quotes by OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES-1451889417

From forty to fifty a man must move upward, or the natural falling off in the vigor of life will carry him rapidly downward.



Age Quotes by CHARLES DICKENS-1451887601

Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs.



Age Quotes by T.S. ELIOT-1451886334

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do more, and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down.



Age Quotes by SAINT AURELIUS AUGUSTINE-1451841713

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.



Age Quotes by MARTY BUCELLAWOMANMAGAZINE-->-1451836170

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.



Age Quotes by OSCAR WILDE-1451834749

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.



Age Quotes by LEO ROSENBERG-1451833468

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.



Age Quotes by JAREB TEAGUE-1451832237