Motivational Quotes which will inspire you in day to day life.: 2017-12-17

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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Forget your opponents; always play against par.

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It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

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The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.

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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.

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Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

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I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

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Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.

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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.

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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

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Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

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We find our energies are actually cramped when we are overanxious to succeed.

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Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.

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Our moral theorists seem never content with the normal. Why must it always be a contest between fornication, obesity and laziness, and celibacy, fasting and hard labor?

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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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Be moderate in order to taste the joys of life in abundance.

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To character and success, two things, contradictory as they may seem, must go together... humble dependence on God and manly reliance on self.

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Even nectar is poison if taken to excess.

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He who makes a paradise of his bread makes a hell of his hunger.

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The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys.

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The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.

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We may outrunBy violent swiftnessAnd lose by over-running.

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From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.

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No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

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My good friends, while I do most earnestly recommend you to take care of your health and safety, as things most precious to us, I would not have that care degenerate into an effeminate and over-curious attention, which is always disgraceful to a man's self, and often troublesome to others.

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I soon found out you can't change the world. The best you can do is to learn to live with it.

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It is better to rise from life as from a banquet - neither thirsty nor drunken.

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You ask: what is the meaning or purpose of life? I can only answer with another question: do you think we are wise enough to read God's mind?

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No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.

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Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter.

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God can never be a definition. He is more than even the entirety of the dictionary.

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I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent.

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

We find our energies are actually cramped when we are overanxious to succeed.

Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.

Our moral theorists seem never content with the normal. Why must it always be a contest between fornication, obesity and laziness, and celibacy, fasting and hard labor?

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

Be moderate in order to taste the joys of life in abundance.

To character and success, two things, contradictory as they may seem, must go together... humble dependence on God and manly reliance on self.

Even nectar is poison if taken to excess.

He who makes a paradise of his bread makes a hell of his hunger.

The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys.

The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.

We may outrunBy violent swiftnessAnd lose by over-running.

Enough is as good as a feast.

From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.

No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

My good friends, while I do most earnestly recommend you to take care of your health and safety, as things most precious to us, I would not have that care degenerate into an effeminate and over-curious attention, which is always disgraceful to a man's self, and often troublesome to others.

I soon found out you can't change the world. The best you can do is to learn to live with it.

It is better to rise from life as from a banquet - neither thirsty nor drunken.

You ask: what is the meaning or purpose of life? I can only answer with another question: do you think we are wise enough to read God's mind?

No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.

Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter.

God can never be a definition. He is more than even the entirety of the dictionary.

I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent.

Every morning I spend fifteen minutes filling my mind full of God; and so there's no room left for worry thoughts.

-->God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.