coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472921948

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472915049

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.



coffee quotes by BOB IRWIN-1472913164

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.



coffee quotes by HONORE DE BALZAC-1472910414

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472908156

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472906547

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.



coffee quotes by DAVID LETTERMAN-1472905207

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472884799

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.



coffee quotes by FLASH ROSENBERG-1472883157

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472879614

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472874319

A morning without coffee is like sleep.



coffee quotes by HENRY WARD BEECHER-1472836983

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472835642

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.



coffee quotes by DREW SIRTORS-1472834170

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.



coffee quotes by SHEIK ABD-AL-KADIR-1472832629

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.



coffee quotes by OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES-1472830295

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.



clothing quotes by MURRAY BANKS-1472826160

No one in the world needs a mink coat but a mink.



clothing quotes by P.J. O'ROURKE-1472808570

Never wear anything that panics the cat.



clothing quotes by CECIL BEATON-1472806932

The truly fashionable are beyond fashion.



clothing quotes by MOLLY IVINS-1472805368

Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, "Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked."



clothing quotes by ELIZABETH BIBESCO-1472796375

You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word.



clothing quotes by YVES SAINT LAURENT-1472794741

I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.



clothing quotes by LIN YUTANG-1472749853

All women's dresses, in every age and country, are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the unadmitted desire to undress.



clothing quotes by FRAN LEBOWITZ-1472744030

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail.



clothing quotes by BENNY HILL-1472742449

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.



clothing quotes by JAMES LAVER-1472709299

Clothes are never a frivolity: they always mean something.



clothing quotes by BRENDAN FRANCIS-1472707938

What a man most enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.



clothing quotes by HONORE DE BALZAC-1472661983

Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide.



clothing quotes by ROLAND BARTHES-1472658213

Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse?



clothing quotes by LYNN LAVNER-1472632380

Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.



clothing quotes by HELEN LAWRENSON-1472631030

A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers.



clothing quotes by HARDY AMIES-1472578394

The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country.



clothing quotes by EDNA WOOLMAN CHASE-1472576893

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.



clothing quotes by ELIZABETH WILSON-1472570212

A part of this strangeness of dress is that it links the biological body to the social being, and public to private.



clothing quotes by MARK TWAIN-1472565113

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.



clothing quotes by ANDREE PUTMAN-1472548633

I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me - American closets. I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much.



clothing quotes by WILLIAM ARNOT-1472547180

If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be your honor, it will soon be worn threadbare.



clothing quotes by WILLIAM HAZLITT-1472488260

Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress.



clothing quotes by PAM BROWN-1472486508

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.



clothing quotes by WILLIAM ALLEN BUTLER-1472461368

But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same moment she had on a dress Which cost five hundred dollars, and not a cent less, And jewelry worth tem times more, I should guess, That he had not a thing in the wide world to wear!



clothing quotes by SCOTT ADAMS-1472458234

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.



clothing quotes by JOSEPH ADDISON-1472402369

There is nothing touches our imagination so much as a beautiful woman in a plain dress.



clothing quotes by FREDERICK G. BANTING-1472400819

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.



clothing quotes by ELSA SCHIAPARELLI-1472399484

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.



clothing quotes by PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE-1472397737

His clothes fit him so ill, and constrain him so much, that he seems rather their prisoner than their proprietor.



clothing quotes by PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE-1472396165

Any affectation whatsoever in dress implies, in my mind, a flaw in the understanding.



clothing quotes by CINNAMON STOMBERGER-1472394821

If I were a cat, what would make me purr? A pair of really comfortable blue jeans, and massages.



clothing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472393409

To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you. To be "in fashion" could be a disaster on 90 percent of women. You are not a page out ofVog



clothing quotes by QUENTIN CRISP-1472391933

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.



clothing quotes by GEORG SIMMEL-1472390653

Judging from the ugly and repugnant things that are sometimes in vogue, it would seem as though fashion were desirous of exhibiting its power by getting us to adopt the most atrocious things for its sake alone.



coffee quotes by JONATHAN SWIFT-1472380312

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472377625

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coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472372037

Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472369608

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1472368113

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person.