dieting quotes by JOHN MILTON-1482046223

Govern well thy appetite, lest SinSurprise thee, and her black attendant, Death.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482044994

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.



dieting quotes by SHELLEY WINTERS-1482043584

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.



dieting quotes by HERBERT B. PROCHNOW-1482041943

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.



dieting quotes by ED BLUESTONE-1482038128

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.



dieting quotes by EDWARD "GRANDPA" JONES-1482036647

If food is your best friend, it's also your worst enemy.



dieting quotes by QUOTED INTHE COCKLE BUR-1481991834

You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.



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dieting quotes by JACKIE GLEASON-1481986325

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.



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dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481983447

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.



dieting quotes by JASON LOVE-1481911822

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.



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dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481908690

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.



dieting quotes by PROVERB-1481907349

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.



dieting quotes by SHELLEY WINTERS-1481905568

dieting quotes by DR. WAYNE CALLAWAY-1481904247

It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.



dieting quotes by JANE WAGNER-1481902646

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481901045

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.



dieting quotes by JENNIFER GREENE DUNCAN-1481899645

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481898435

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.



dieting quotes by PLUTARCH-1481897232

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.



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dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481894050

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.



dieting quotes by JULIA CHILD-1481892531

dieting quotes by TEXAS GUINAN-1481886795

I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat.



dieting quotes by BETH MCCOLLISTER-1481885494

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481884213

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.



dieting quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1481882832

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.



dieting quotes by DAWN FRENCH-1481881201

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481879989

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481878339

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.



dieting quotes by PETER DE VRIESYOU SAID A MOUTHFUL-1481876828

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.



dieting quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1481875247

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481873526

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481871748

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481869982

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.



dieting quotes by TOTIE FIELDS-1481868436

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.



dieting quotes by MAE WEST-1481823132

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481812649

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!



dieting quotes by DON KARDONG-1481810917

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.



dieting quotes by ELMER RICE-1481809627

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.



dieting quotes by PHILLIP C. MCGRAW-1481808205

Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.



dieting quotes by DAVE BARRY-1481806694

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."



dieting quotes by CYRIL CONNOLLY-1481804954

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.



dieting quotes by JEAN KERR-1481803233

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.



dieting quotes by ROSEANNE BARR-1481801942

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.



dieting quotes by STEPHEN PHILLIPS-1481800161

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.



dieting quotes by PAULA POUNDSTONE-1481798500

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481796749

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.



dieting quotes by CICERO-1481795478

One should eat to live, not live to eat.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481794056

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.



dieting quotes by JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH-1481792395

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481790924

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481789133

Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket.



dieting quotes by ENGLISH PROVERB-1481778598

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.



dieting quotes by WOODY ALLEN-1481735650

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.



desserts quotes by ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN-1481732044

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481710528

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.



desserts quotes by MEL GIBSON-1481709100

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.



desserts quotes by UNIEK SWAIN-1481707317

Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can't fit you into my schedule right now.



desserts quotes by ALEXIS F. HOPE-1481705626

Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.



desserts quotes by THE QUOTE GARDEN-1481704295

I don't cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day.



desserts quotes by MARQUISE DE SEVIGNE-1481703094

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?



desserts quotes by A.J. ESTHER-1481701326

If ice cream is scooped but no one is there to eat it, does it still taste good?



desserts quotes by ALEXIS F. HOPE-1481700123

Fudge is made by chocolate angels.



desserts quotes by SPANISH PROVERB-1481698832

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.



desserts quotes by LINDA SOLEGATO-1481697470

A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481696038

Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481694467

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481692986

There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix.



desserts quotes by JIM BISHOP-1481691275

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.



desserts quotes by JASON LOVE-1481689914

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.



desserts quotes by ALICIA SILVERSTONE-1481652033

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.



desserts quotes by LEXIE SAIGE-1481650363

Ice cream is the original soul food.



desserts quotes by JESSI LANE ADAMS-1481640277

Me and ice cream. Best friends forever.



desserts quotes by EARL WILSON-1481638825

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.



desserts quotes by SANDRA BOYNTON-1481637294

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.



desserts quotes by CHARLES SCHULZ-1481634097

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!



desserts quotes by RALPH WALDO EMERSON-1481623080

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481621676

Money may talk, but chocolate sings.



desserts quotes by TRUMAN CAPOTE-1481560953

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.



desserts quotes by JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN-1481554163

If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.



desserts quotes by TERRY MOORE-1481552517

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481551258

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.



desserts quotes by EUGENE FIELD-1481543713

But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481542111

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481540490

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481539170

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.



desserts quotes by JOHN GOULD-1481537499

I don't think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.



desserts quotes by JESSI LANE ADAMS-1481536207

Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481534727

Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.



desserts quotes by LINDA GRAYSON-1481533163

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.



desserts quotes by THORNTON WILDER-1481531692

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy.



desserts quotes by SLOGAN OF THE CERRETA CANDY COMPANY IN GLENDALE-1481529911

If your sweet tooth says candy - your wisdom tooth says Cerreta.



desserts quotes by JASON LOVE-1481528580

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.



desserts quotes by JAMES WADWORTH-1481526819

'Twill make old women young and fresh,Create new motions of the flesh.And cause them long for you know what,If they but taste of chocolate.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481525258

If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.



desserts quotes by EDWARD "GRANDPA" JONES-1481523987

Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it.



desserts quotes by JASMINE HEILER-1481522336

Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481521105

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.



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desserts quotes by JESSI LANE ADAMS-1481515695

Ice cream is happiness condensed.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481514265

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.



desserts quotes by OLEG KISELEV-1481478937

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.



desserts quotes by ERMA BOMBECK-1481477530

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.



desserts quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1481473492

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.



desserts quotes by NORWEGIAN PROVERB-1481467367

Cookies are made of butter and love.



desserts quotes by LORA BRODY-1481465946

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.



desserts quotes by GRAHAM KERR-1481464246

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.