Food Quotes by CONFUCIUS-1506229525

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.



Food Quotes by RALPH WALDO EMERSON-1506192129

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1506171012

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.



Food Quotes by IRANIAN PROVERB-1506168386

Food Quotes by MERYL STREEP-1506167145

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.



Food Quotes by FRAN LEBOWITZ-1506165583

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.



Food Quotes by OLD NEW YORK PROVERB-1506163793

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.



Food Quotes by YMBER DELECTO-1506148837

If organic farming is the natural way, shouldn't organic produce just be called "produce" and make the pesticide-laden stuff take the burden of an adjective?



Food Quotes by ROSEANNE-1506147556

Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas.



Food Quotes by PAT MCNELIS-1506143161

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.



Food Quotes by JOSE SIMONS-1506140899

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.



Food Quotes by LEWIS GRIZZARD-1506097341

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.



Food Quotes by ROBERT BYRNE-1506094916

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.



Food Quotes by HENRY IV OF FRANCE-1506090213

Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.



Food Quotes by GEORGE ROSENBAUM-1506014524

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.



Food Quotes by FRAN LEBOWITZ-1506011306

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.



Food Quotes by JOSH BILLINGS-1506009896

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.



Food Quotes by JOHN GUNTHER-1506006522

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.



Food Quotes by G.K. CHESTERTON-1506001517

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.



Food Quotes by DIOGENES THE CYNIC-1505989015

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.



Food Quotes by WILLIAM OSLER-1505987734

We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy.



Food Quotes by LAIKO BAHRS-1505986282

When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.



Food Quotes by FRAN LEBOWITZ-1505984304

Food Quotes by SPANISH PROVERB-1505980998

Food Quotes by BEATRICE & IRA FREEMAN-1505979349

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.



Food Quotes by MISS PIGGY-1505927174

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.



Food Quotes by LUCIANO PAVAROTTI AND WILLIAM WRIGHT-1505919960

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.



Food Quotes by AMBROSE BIERCE-1505917622

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1505916271

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.



Food Quotes by BUDDY HACKETT-1505902682

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.



Food Quotes by ROBERT FUOSS-1505901081

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1505899870

Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.



Food Quotes by TOMMY SMOTHERS-1505892813

Red meat isnotbad for you. Now blue-green meat,that'sbad for you!



Food Quotes by CHANNING POLLOCK-1505891291

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.



Food Quotes by ELIZABETH BERRY-1505889541

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.



Food Quotes by JOHN BARRYMORE-1505887819

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1505886358

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1505884669

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?



Food Quotes by GARRISON KEILLOR-1505837344

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.



Food Quotes by ANNITA MANNING-1505817851

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?



Food Quotes by STEVE ELBERT-1505816120

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1505814577

There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.



Food Quotes by VOLTAIRE-1505812985

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.



Food Quotes by JIM DAVIS-1505806178

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.



flying quotes by WILBUR WRIGHT-1505804639

The desire to fly is an idea handed down to us by our ancestors who, in their grueling travels across trackless lands in prehistoric times, looked enviously on the birds soaring freely through space, at full speed, above all obstacles, on the infinite highway of the air.



flying quotes by WERNER VON BRAUN-1505668742

There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.



flying quotes by TERRY HANSON-1505666425

Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye.



flying quotes by E.R. TRIMBLE-1505665100

I always thought that my airplane conveyed a silent sermon. To the earthbound observer, its silhouette was the shape of the cross on which Jesus was crucified.



flying quotes by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE-1505662283

flying quotes by DAVID LETTERMAN-1505657876

When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense.



flying quotes by NICHOLAS GORDON-1505656526

Given angel's wings, where might you fly?In what sweet heaven might you find your love?Unwilling to be bound, where might you move,Lost between the wonder and the why?...



flying quotes by BILL GATES-1505638436

The Wright Brothers created the single greatest cultural force since the invention of writing. The airplane became the first World Wide Web, bringing people, languages, ideas, and values together.



flying quotes by AMY JOHNSON-1505636655

I think it is a pity to lose the romantic side of flying and simply to accept it as a common means of transport....