curmudgeon quotes by OSCAR WILDE-1478976750

A cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.



curmudgeon quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1478959618

Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit.



curmudgeon quotes by CHARLES M. SCHULZ-1478958281

I love mankind - it's people I can't stand.



curmudgeon quotes by FRED COUPLES-1478956703

I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.



curmudgeon quotes by RAYMOND CHANDLER-1478944739

curmudgeon quotes by EDGAR A. SHOAFF-1478943188

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.



curmudgeon quotes by RALPH WALDO EMERSON-1478936473

There are people who have an appetite for grief; pleasure is not strong enough and they crave pain. They have mithridatic stomachs which must be fed on poisoned bread, natures so doomed that no prosperity can sooth their ragged and dishevelled desolation.



Curiosity Quotes by CHARLES PROTEUS STEINMETZ-1478935054

There are no foolish questions, and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions.



Curiosity Quotes by DAVID SEDARIS-1478883271

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.



Curiosity Quotes by AUGUSTUS WILLIAM HARE AND JULIUS CHARLES HARE-1478879861

Curiosity is little more than another name for Hope.



Curiosity Quotes by RUDYARD KIPLING-1478876013

I keep six honest serving-men,They taught me all I knew;Their names are What and Why and WhenAnd How and Where and Who.



Curiosity Quotes by BLAISE PASCAL-1478850763

Curiosity is only vanity. Most frequently we wish not to know, but to talk. We would not take a sea voyage for the sole pleasure of seeing without hope of ever telling.



Curiosity Quotes by ARNOLD EDINBOROUGH-1478849203

Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.



Curiosity Quotes by JAMES STEPHENS-1478847436

Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.



Curiosity Quotes by ALBERT EINSTEINTHE GREAT QUOTATIONS-1478846106

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality.



Curiosity Quotes by FRANKLIN P. ADAMS-1478798702

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.



Curiosity Quotes by DOROTHY PARKER(THANKS-1478797342

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.



Curiosity Quotes by BERNARD BARUCH-1478795689

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why.



Curiosity Quotes by ELEANOR ROOSEVELT-1478790353

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.



crying quotes by JEAN RHYS-1478787735

I often want to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men - at least they can cry.



crying quotes by ANTONIO PORCHIA-1478785944

More grievous than tears is the sight of them.



crying quotes by LEMONY SNICKET-1478784500

Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit



crying quotes by SYLVIA PLATH-1478764650

I didn't want my picture taken because I was going to cry. I didn't know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or looked at me too closely the tears would fly out of my eyes and the sobs would fly out of my throat and I'd cry for a week. I could feel the tears brimming and sloshing in me like water in a glass that is unsteady and too full.



crying quotes by STEEL MAGNOLIAS-1478763410

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.



crying quotes by VOLTAIRE-1478761880

Tears are the silent language of grief.



crying quotes by DOROTHY PARKER-1478711405

Lips that taste of tears, they say,Are the best for kissing.



crying quotes by ALFRED AUSTIN-1478709753

Tears are Summer showers to the soul.



crying quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1478708402

Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.



crying quotes by SAM SLICK (THOMAS CHANDLER HALIBURTON)-1478707041

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.



crying quotes by AMBORELLA OLTRE-1478705470

I heard the teardrop hit my pillow before I even knew I was crying.



crying quotes by GOLDA MEIR-1478703829

Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.



crying quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1478702488

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.



crying quotes by NATALIE CLIFFORD BARNEY-1478700969

Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.



crying quotes by CHRISTIAN NEVELL BOVEE-1478678757

crying quotes by KURT VONNEGUT-1478677265

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.



crying quotes by HENRY MAUDSLEY-1478675924

The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.



cows quotes by DENNIS WHOLEY-1478674193

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.



cows quotes by PROVERB-1478624867

Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare.



cows quotes by ITALIAN PROVERB-1478623606

He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow.



cows quotes by AMBROSE BIERCE-1478622215

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.



cows quotes by HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN-1478616315

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.



cows quotes by BILL VAUGHAN-1478597202

There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.



cows quotes by SHERWOOD ANDERSONTHERE'S NOTHING LIKE SITTING BACK AND TALKING TO YOUR COWS. ~RUSSELL CROWE-1478593519

I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.



curmudgeon quotes by WILLA CATHER-1478591864

He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind.



curmudgeon quotes by BILL PRESS-1478590272

Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse.



Curiosity Quotes by S. LEONARD RUBINSTEIN-1478588650

Curiosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance.



Curiosity Quotes by SUDIE BACK-1478586911

Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you; you must acquire it.



Curiosity Quotes by ALBERT EINSTEIN-1478539013

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.



cows quotes by PAUL CARVEL-1478537622

I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.



cows quotes by BOB EKSTROM-1478526351

Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.



cows quotes by MICHAEL KLAPER-1478504371

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.



cows quotes by YIDDISH SAYING-1478502867

Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal.



cows quotes by WILLIAM LYON PHELPS-1478425591

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.



cows quotes by GREEK PROVERB-1478423135

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.



cows quotes by BILL WATTERSON-1478421534

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"