golf quotes by J.C. SNEAD-1514656706
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
golf quotes by TIGER WOODS-1514645512
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
golf quotes by STEVE SAX-1514619200
You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match.
golf quotes by DAN QUAYLE-1514617962
In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.
golf quotes by PAUL HARVEY-1514572667
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
golf quotes by CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ-1514570916
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
golf quotes by MAC O'GRADY-1514569275
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.
golf quotes by SAM SNEAD-1514567924
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
golf quotes by JEFF CESARIO-1514565549
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path? Pure pea gravel."
golf quotes by TOMMY ARMOUR-1514563017
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
golf quotes by JIM MURRAY-1514557796
Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
golf quotes by JACK NICKLAUS-1514541142
Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
golf quotes by SAM SNEAD-1514537093
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
golf quotes by BRUCE MCCALL-1514533604
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
golf quotes by ALISTAIR COOKE-1514478399
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance.
golf quotes by PAUL O'NEIL-1514476753
Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors.
golf quotes by JIM MURRAY-1514449914
Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.
golf quotes by RICK REILLY-1514448633
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
golf quotes by ROBERT BROWNING-1514447252
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.
golf quotes by PHIL BLACKMAR-1514445671
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
golf quotes by CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ-1514443495
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
golf quotes by GRANTLAND RICE-1514442284
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life.
golf quotes by PETER JACOBSEN-1514440813
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
golf quotes by MICHAEL BAMBERGER-1514439362
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
golf quotes by HANK AARON-1514437772
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
golf quotes by ABBA EBAN-1514397697
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
golf quotes by CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ-1514394435
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
golf quotes by CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ-1514386325
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
golf quotes by GERALD FORD-1514373340
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
golf quotes by ADLAI STEVENSON-1514371939
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
golf quotes by NUBAR GULBENKIAN-1514370669
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
golf quotes by JIM DENT-1514360959
I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.
golf quotes by BOB HOPE-1514359429
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
golf quotes by HENRY BEARD-1514313522
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes."
golf quotes by GERALD FORD-1514311992
I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
golf quotes by HARRY TOSCANO-1514310690
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.
golf quotes by LEE TREVINO-1514309180
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
golf quotes by PETE DYE-1514306345
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
golf quotes by JIM MURRAY-1514305024
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
golf quotes by JOHN UPDIKE-1514298899
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
golf quotes by RAYMOND FLOYD-1514284533
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
golf quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1514274593
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted.
golf quotes by HUXTABLE PIPPEY-1514273382
Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
golf quotes by BRENT MUSBURGER-1514271951
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
golf quotes by BOB RYAN-1514267709
A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.
golf quotes by HARRY VARDON-1514266350
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.
golf quotes by MICHAEL GREEN-1514224972
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
golf quotes by LARRY NELSON-1514223371
If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
golf quotes by KEN HARRELSON-1514221980
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
golf quotes by HENRY BEARD-1514219057
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and studyShanks - No Thanksby R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellentTennis for Beginners.
golf quotes by ATTRIBUTED TO BOTH MILLER BARBER AND LEE TREVINOSCHOLASTIC COACH-1514212763
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
golf quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1514205498
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
golf quotes by MARTHA BECKMAN-1514203794
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
golf quotes by JOEY ADAMS-1514194443
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
golf quotes by TOMMY BOLT-1514189802
They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
golf quotes by GRANTLAND RICE-1514184709
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.
golf quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1514183428
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
golf quotes by P.J. O'ROURKE-1514181738
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
golf quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1514132025
A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
golf quotes by AUTHOR UNCERTAIN-1514130069
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
golf quotes by ARNOLD PALMER-1514105992
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
golf quotes by SAM SNEAD-1514104261
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
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