football quotes by ERMA BOMBECK-1506800021

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.



football quotes by FRANK GIFFORD-1506798361

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.



football quotes by GEORGE F. WILL-1506797019

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.



football quotes by DAN BIRDWELL-1506795408

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.



football quotes by TIM GREEN-1506794018

Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis.



football quotes by DOUG PLANK-1506792227

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.



football quotes by AMBROSE BIERCE-1506790626

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: [fromacademe] A modern school where football is taught.



football quotes by HEYWOOD HALE BROWN-1506788461

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.



Food Quotes by WILL ROGERS-1506778301

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.



Food Quotes by V.L. ALLINEARE-1506762666

Sugar is a type of bodily fuel, yes, but your body runs about as well on it as a car would.



Food Quotes by BERT GREENE-1506760606

Proust had his madeleines; I am devastated by the scent of yeast bread rising.



Food Quotes by CHINESE PROVERB-1506754487

The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.



Food Quotes by ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN-1506753075

Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.



Food Quotes by JASMINE HEILER-1506749527

Strawberries are the angels of the earth, innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching heavenward.



Food Quotes by JAMESI-1506748326

He was a very valiant man who first adventured on eating oysters.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1506746965

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?



Food Quotes by VINCE STATEN-1506713198

The story of barbecue is the story of America: Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat them.



Food Quotes by SAMUEL BUTLER-1506711467

Always eat grapes downward - that is eat the best grapes first; in this way there will be none better left on the bunch, and each grape will seem good down to the last. If you eat the other way, you will not have a good grape in the lot.



Food Quotes by SEPAL FELICIVANT-1506710146

Vegetables are the food of the earth; fruit seems more the food of the heavens.



Food Quotes by ENGLISH SAYING-1506708455

After dinner sit a while, and after supper walk a mile.



Food Quotes by PROVERB-1506706954

Food Quotes by EPICURUS-1506705164

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink...



Food Quotes by TOM JONES AND HARVEY SCHMIDT-1506703831

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!



Food Quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1506702040

The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.



Food Quotes by FRANKLIN P. JONES-1506700307

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit.



Food Quotes by H.L. MENCKEN-1506632646

Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.



Food Quotes by CALVIN TRILLIN-1506631166

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.



Food Quotes by ELSIE DE WOLFE (LADY MENDL)-1506629774

No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake.



Food Quotes by GAEL GREENE-1506628032

Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.



Food Quotes by CHANG CHAN-PAO-1506626542

Cutting stalks at noontime. Perspiration drips to the earth. Know you that your bowl of rice each grain from hardship comes?



Food Quotes by ASTRID ALAUDA-1506621532

Did you ever stop to taste a carrot? Not just eat it, but taste it? You can't taste the beauty and energy of the earth in a Twinkie.



Food Quotes by MARK TWAIN-1506615709

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.



Food Quotes by GEORGE MEREDITH-1506613991

Food Quotes by BILL BRYSON-1506612520

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?



Food Quotes by LEE IACOCCA-1506605866

We load up on oat bran in the morning so we'll live forever. Then we spend the rest of the day living like there's no tomorrow.



Food Quotes by WOODY ALLEN-1506591411

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.



Food Quotes by HENRY DAVID THOREAU-1506573822

He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise.



Food Quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1506570820

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.



Food Quotes by CERVANTES-1506529047

Hunger is the best sauce in the world.



Food Quotes by BARBARA GRIZZUTI HARRISON-1506524139

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.



Food Quotes by CHARLES KURALT-1506503597

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.



Food Quotes by J.B. PRIESTLY-1506481127

We plan, we toil, we suffer - in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol's eyes? The title deeds of Radio City? The empire of Asia? A trip to the moon? No, no, no, no. Simply to wake just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs.



Food Quotes by JAMES BEARD-1506445520

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.



Food Quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1506443836

Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.



Food Quotes by LIN YUTANG-1506441425

What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?



Food Quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1506439646

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.



Food Quotes by EDWARD ABBEY-1506438415

Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.



Food Quotes by ROBERT FROST-1506434393

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.



Food Quotes by ITALIAN PROVERB-1506432921

Rice is born in water and must die in wine.



Food Quotes by AUDREY FORIS-1506410034

If junk food is the devil, then a sweet orange is as scripture.



Food Quotes by SALLY EDWARDS-1506408781

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.



Food Quotes by EDWARD BUNYARD-1506402737

It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption.



Food Quotes by ESTONIAN PROVERB-1506359733

Food Quotes by LINDA HENLEY-1506354851

If God had intended us to follow recipes,He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.



Food Quotes by ALFRED E. NEWMAN-1506348793

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.



Food Quotes by MARTIN H. FISCHER-1506332217

A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.



Food Quotes by CLEMENTINE PADDLEFORD-1506275147

Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation.



Food Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1506273386

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.



Food Quotes by JONATHAN SWIFT-1506272115

This is every cook's opinion -no savory dish without an onion,but lest your kissing should be spoiledyour onions must be fully boiled.



Food Quotes by A. KERR-1506266314

Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach.



Food Quotes by LEO BENVENUTI AND STEVE RUDNICK-1506264659

I take a vitamin every day. It's called a steak.



Food Quotes by N.F. SIMPSON-1506259965

I eat merely to put food out of my mind.



Food Quotes by FRAN LEBOWITZ-1506247735

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.



Food Quotes by JEWISH PROVERB-1506246483

Worries go down better with soup.