coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473571848

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473570610

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.



coffee quotes by FROM THE TELEVISION SHOWWILL AND GRACE-1473569078

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.



coffee quotes by ALEX LEVINE-1473559999

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.



coffee quotes by PAUL ERDOS-1473529979

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473513656

RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?



coffee quotes by MARK HELPRIN-1473491785

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473490158

I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.



coffee quotes by DAVE BARRY-1473488947

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473432974

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equalâ„¢: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The StarbucksĂ‚®: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of Juan Valdez forever.



coffee quotes by ALEXANDER KING-1473430542

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.



coffee quotes by T.S. ELIOT-1473428831

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.



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coffee quotes by JAESSE TYLER-1473407672

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.



coffee quotes by CHARLES MAURICE DE TALLEYRAND-PERIGORD-1473317629

Black as the devil, Hot as hell,Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.



coffee quotes by JEFF BEZOS-1473316234

In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.



coffee quotes by CARLY SIMON-1473311821

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.



coffee quotes by TURKISH PROVERB-1473273814

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473272076

If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473269450

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?



coffee quotes by STEPHANIE PIRO-1473268170

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473266720

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!



coffee quotes by M*A*S*H-1473264927

I like my coffee strong, not lethal!



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473263176

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.



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coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473233030

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.



coffee quotes by RONALD REAGAN-1473231430

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.



coffee quotes by SWEENEY TODD LUNDGREN-1473230008

You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473226861

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.



coffee quotes by PRINCE TALLYRAND-1473225291

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473223621

I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473183099

Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself!



coffee quotes by ALEXANDER POPE-1473181768

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise,And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473180237

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.



coffee quotes by JONATHON SWIFT-1473178916

A fig for partridges and quails,ye dainties I know nothing of ye;But on the highest mount in WalesWould choose in peace to drink my coffee.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473172708

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.



coffee quotes by HARRY MAHTAR-1473143835

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473142386

Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473093536

Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!



coffee quotes by JESSI LANE ADAMS-1473085593

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.



coffee quotes by ALPHONSE ALLAIS-1473084372

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.



coffee quotes by FROM THE TELEVISION SHOWTWIN PEAKSBY DAVID LYNCH(THANKS-1473082782

I've just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473081041

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473062275

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.



coffee quotes by JOSEPHINE BAKER-1473060644

He was my cream, and I was his coffee -And when you poured us together, it was something.



coffee quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1473059172

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.