fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504421225

Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.



fishing quotes by PATRICK F. MCMANUS-1504417217

Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary.



fishing quotes by KOOS BRANDT-1504415340

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504377735

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.



fishing quotes by JACK OHMAN-1504376849

If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly.



flowers quotes by IKKYU SOJUN-1504375518

Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms.



flowers quotes by ANTONIO PORCHIA-1504373981

Flowers are without hope. Because hope is tomorrow and flowers have no tomorrow.



flowers quotes by TENNESSEE WILLIAMS-1504372447

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks.



flowers quotes by WILLIAM WORDSWORTH-1504370777

'Tis my faith that every flowerEnjoys the air it breathes!



fishing quotes by GEORGE HERBERT-1504363524

You must lose a fly to catch a trout.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504362322

Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty!



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504353606

"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day."



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504336253

Good things come to those who bait.



fishing quotes by HERBERT HOOVER-1504282693

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.



fishing quotes by WILLIAM SHERWOOD FOX-1504278611

Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish.



fishing quotes by RODERICK HAIG-BROWN-1504277050

Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish.



fishing quotes by JOHN WOLCOT-1504275749

Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish;And when an angler for his dish,Through gluttony's vile sin,Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,God give thee strength, O gentle trout,To pull the rascal in!



fishing quotes by ED ZERN-1504274138

People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing.



fishing quotes by PATRICK F. MCMANUS-1504272717

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.



fishing quotes by DAVE SHIFLETT-1504270947

Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?



fishing quotes by MIGUEL DE CERVANTES-1504269465

There's no taking trout with dry breeches.



fishing quotes by JIM HARRISON-1504267894

Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls...



fishing quotes by CHUCK CLARK-1504258678

Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504256987

Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.



fishing quotes by PAUL O'NEIL-1504252223

I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout...



fishing quotes by CHARLES HAAS-1504250482

Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.



fishing quotes by BEATRICE COOK-1504245196

...trout that doesn't think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried.



fishing quotes by WILLIAM SHERWOOD FOX-1504243036

...of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy.



fishing quotes by PAUL SCHULLERY-1504241805

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.



fishing quotes by HERBERT HOOVER-1504240554

Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish.



fishing quotes by JOHN BUCHAN-1504203628

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.



fishing quotes by STEVEN WRIGHT-1504201968

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.



fishing quotes by PAUL O'NEIL-1504200357

There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.



fishing quotes by ZENNA SCHAFFER-1504199146

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.



fishing quotes by ROBERT ALTMAN-1504197905

I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504191271

The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.



fishing quotes by DAVE BARRY-1504189264

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.



fishing quotes by WILLIAM SHERWOOD FOX-1504186901

We ask a simple questionAnd that is all we wish:Are fishermen all liars?Or do only liars fish?



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504185590

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.



fishing quotes by BEATRICE COOK-1504183524

All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers.



fishing quotes by HENRY DAVID THOREAU-1504181743

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504180232

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504179001

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.



fishing quotes by JOHN STEINBECK-1504176340

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.



fishing quotes by BABYLONIAN PROVERB-1504174988

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.



fishing quotes by A.K. BEST-1504173438

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.



fishing quotes by ERNEST HEMINGWAY-1504171816

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.



fishing quotes by WASHINGTON IRVING-1504169277

There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind.



fishing quotes by HAROLD F. BLAISDELL-1504114157

All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish.



fishing quotes by NICK LYONS-1504112786

I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504111535

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.



fishing quotes by LEONIDAS HUBBARD-1504110304

[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504108864

Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.



fishing quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504107641

There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.



firefighters quotes by PROVERB-1504106371

Better a thousand times careful than once dead.



firefighters quotes by CHARLES M. HAYES-1504104689

"Safety First" is "Safety Always."



firefighters quotes by GEORGE CARLIN-1504103133

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?



firefighters quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504101363

Safety doesn't happen by accident.



firefighters quotes by THE QUOTE GARDEN-1504099901

My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped.



firefighters quotes by ELEANOR EVERET-1504098270

For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind.



firefighters quotes by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE-1504096838

Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.



firefighters quotes by CHARLES MACKAY-1504094280

Whatever the Americans are proud of - whatever they consider to be particularly good, useful, brilliant, or characteristic of themselves or their climate, they designate, half in jest, though scarcely half in earnest, as an "institution." Thus the memory of George Washington... is an institution; the Falls of Niagara are an institution; the Plymouth Rock, on which the Pilgrim Fathers first set foot, is an institution...; "Sweet potatoes" are an institution, and Pumpkin (or Punkin) pie is an institution; ...squash is an institution; Bunker Hill is an institution; and the firemen of New York are a great institution.



flying quotes by CHARLES A. LINDBERGH-1504080968

How strange is this combination of proximity and separation. That ground - seconds away - thousands of miles away.



flowers quotes by COLETTE-1504077731

How can one help shivering with delight when one's hot fingers close around the stem of a live flower, cool from the shade and stiff with newborn vigor!



flowers quotes by FRANCIS THOMPSON-1504076250

Summer set lip to earth's bosom bare,And left the flushed print in a poppy there.



flowers quotes by HEINRICH HEINE-1504070679

Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.



firefighters quotes by THOMAS CARLYLE-1504032609

Fire is the best of servants; but what a master!



firefighters quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504030927

firefighters quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504029676

firefighters quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504028265

The very worst fire plan is no plan. The next worse is two plans.



firefighters quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504026966

You might be a firefighter if you had to extricate someone by cutting the car doors off on one side and realized there was nothing wrong with the doors on the other side.



firefighters quotes by ROBERT J. ATHANS-1504025173

So as you look at the firefighter with his rake, hose or axe, His beet red face or ice covered mustache, You should know why he goes through that smoky front door, And is forced to crawl like a baby down on the floor. He does it to save both lives and property, All that is precious to you and to me. So take a good look at this modern warrior who serves his call proud and true, And know that he would die just to save me and you.



firefighters quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1504023969

What is a firefighter? He's the guy next door.... He's a guy like you and me with warts and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He's a fireman.... A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He's a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He's a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He's responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again.... He doesn't preach the brotherhood of man. He lives it.



fire quotes by VINCENT VAN GOGH-1504022289

There may be a great fire in our soul, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passers-by see only a wisp of smoke.



fire quotes by STEVEN MOFFAT-1504018756

When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark."



fire quotes by GEORGE BERNARD SHAW-1504016928

Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.



fire quotes by CHINESE PROVERB-1504015406

The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than them.



fire quotes by DELMORE SCHWARTZ-1504011553

Time is the fire in which we burn.



fire quotes by BRUCE LEE-1504010062

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.



fire quotes by PROVERB-1504008762

Fire in the heart sends smoke into the head.



fire quotes by FRANCOIS DUC DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD-1503978385

Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire.



fire quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1503940354

Don't fling your butt beside the trail and we won't fling your butt in jail.



fire quotes by OTTO WEININGER-1503935177

Among the notable things about fire is that it also requires oxygen to burn - exactly like its enemy, life. Thereby are life and flames so often compared.



fire quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1503929979

Practice fire safety - watch what you heat.



fire quotes by WARREN HUTCHERSON-1503928447

Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?



fire quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1503926271

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.



fire quotes by EDGAR ALLAN POE-1503923686

Each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.



fire quotes by PROVERB-1503914342

Fire, water, and government know nothing of mercy.



fire quotes by SAYING-1503909966

If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned.



fire quotes by W.J. CAMERON-1503906030

He who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fire. Nothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredient.



fire quotes by ROBERT HERRICK-1503904248

A spark neglected makes a mighty fire.