dogs quotes by EDWARD ABBEY-1482650200

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.



dogs quotes by MILAN KUNDERA-1482600505

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.



dogs quotes by ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON-1482598920

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.



dogs quotes by ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE-1482594176

Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.



dogs quotes by EMILY DICKINSON-1482592568

You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell.



dogs quotes by WOODROW WILSON-1482591319

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.



dogs quotes by KONRAD LORENZ-1482590015

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.



dogs quotes by LEWIS GRIZZARD-1482586659

Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.



dogs quotes by ROBERT BENCHLEY-1482584035

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.



dogs quotes by PORTUGUESE PROVERB-1482581514

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.



dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482577765

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.



dogs quotes by G.K. CHESTERTON-1482576194

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.



dogs quotes by JOE WEINSTEIN-1482574603

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.



dogs quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1482573300

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.



dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482571766

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.



dogs quotes by GENE HILL-1482568820

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.



dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482565769

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.



dogs quotes by OGDEN NASH-1482564278

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.



dogs quotes by DAVE BARRY-1482563037

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.



dogs quotes by CHRISTOPHER MORLEY-1482561697

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.



dogs quotes by CHARLES M. SCHULZ-1482558525

dogs quotes by MAURICE MAETERLINCK-1482556926

In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.



dogs quotes by OXFORD UNION SOCIETY-1482514498

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.



dogs quotes by FRANKLIN P. JONES-1482513297

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.



dogs quotes by HERMAN MELVILLE-1482511878

No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.



dogs quotes by ROGER CARAS-1482504956

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.



dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482503146

A man may smile and bid you hailYet wish you to the devil;But when a good dog wags his tail,You know he's on the level.



dogs quotes by POLISH PROVERB-1482500178

The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.



dogs quotes by HENRY WARD BEECHER-1482498788

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.



dogs quotes by GEORGE GORDON-1482478270

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.



dogs quotes by KAREL CAPEK-1482477060

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.



dogs quotes by EDWARD HOAGLAND-1482470325

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.



dogs quotes by O.A. BATTISTA-1482466624

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.



dogs quotes by AMBROSE BIERCE-1482465424

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.



dogs quotes by MARK TWAIN-1482425099

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.



dogs quotes by ROGER CARAS-1482417859

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.



dogs quotes by SUE MURPHY-1482416098

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.



dogs quotes by JEROME K. JEROME-1482408496

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.



dogs quotes by ALDOUS HUXLEY-1482407245

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.



dogs quotes by STEVE BLUESTONE-1482405535

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.



dogs quotes by MME. DE STAEL-1482403923

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.



dogs quotes by WILL ROGERS-1482402162

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.



dogs quotes by JOHN HOLMES-1482400431

A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.



dogs quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1482399030

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.



dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482397789

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.



dogs quotes by MAX EASTMAN-1482396378

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.



dogs quotes by ROBERTSON DAVIES-1482389733

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man.



dogs quotes by EDWARD JESSE-1482388020

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.



dogs quotes by PHIL PASTORET-1482386231

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.



dogs quotes by COREY FORD-1482383348

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.



dogs quotes by DAVID STARR JORDAN-1482381977

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!



dogs quotes by FRANKLIN P. JONES-1482380686

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.



dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWNNATIONAL ENQUIRER-->-1482379475

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.



dogs quotes by AGNES REPPLIER-1482337797

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.



dogs quotes by GEORGE BIRD EVANS-1482333675

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.



dogs quotes by GILDA RADNER-1482330615

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.



dogs quotes by GEORGE ELIOT-1482329155

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.



dogs quotes by EDITH WHARTON-1482327693

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.



dogs quotes by AGNES SLIGH TURNBULL-1482326222

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.



dogs quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482324842

The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.



dogs quotes by HOLBROOK JACKSON-1482323445

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.



dogs quotes by ATTRIBUTED TO SUSAN ARIEL RAINBOW KENNEDY-1482319747

dogs quotes by MABEL LOUISE ROBINSON-1482318156

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.



dogs quotes by SAMUEL BUTLER-1482316605

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.



dogs quotes by BEN WILLIAMS-1482315184

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.



diplomacy quotes by STAR TREK: VOYAGER-1482313974

I must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis.



diplomacy quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482312571

Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills.



diplomacy quotes by HENRY WOTTON-1482311281

An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the commonwealth.



diplomacy quotes by HAROLD MACMILLAN-1482310029

A Foreign Secretary is forever poised between the cliché and the indiscretion.



diplomacy quotes by ADLAI E. STEVENSON-1482308338

A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: Protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.



diplomacy quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482306937

When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.



diplomacy quotes by BISAAC GOLDBERG-1482305386

Diplomacy is to do and sayThe nastiest thing in the nicest way.



diplomacy quotes by CHARLES DE GAULLE-1482303705

Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop.



diplomacy quotes by CASKIE STINETT-1482301925

Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



diplomacy quotes by ROBERT FROST-1482300577

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.



diplomacy quotes by DANIELE VARE-1482299203

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.



diplomacy quotes by WYNN CATLIN-1482297531

Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482295891

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.



dieting quotes by ROBERT QUILLEN-1482294530

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.



dieting quotes by MARIE MOTT-1482292909

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.



dieting quotes by HENNY YOUNGMAN-1482253987

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.



dieting quotes by LEWIS C. HENRY-1482252306

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.



dieting quotes by THE QUOTE GARDEN-1482250695

If you hang your swimsuitOn the refrigerator door,The goodies insideWill be easier to ignore.



dieting quotes by P.G. WODEHOUSE-1482249004

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."



dieting quotes by JOSEPH O. KERNII-1482247593

dieting quotes by DAN BENNETT-1482246302

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.



dieting quotes by MARK TWAIN-1482244512

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.



dieting quotes by CYRIL CONNOLLY-1482242760

Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.



dieting quotes by H.S. LEIGH-1482241329

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.



dieting quotes by MISS PIGGY-1482234251

Never eat more than you can lift.



dieting quotes by JANE THOMAS NOLAND-1482232950

Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem.



dieting quotes by PEGGY RYAN-1482212417

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.



dieting quotes by COLETTE-1482206292

If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482167710

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.



dieting quotes by ORSON WELLES-1482165550

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.



dieting quotes by GERTRUDE LOUISE CHENEY-1482156626

All people are made alike -of bones and flesh and dinner -Only the dinners are different.



dieting quotes by JEAN KERR-1482154965

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.



dieting quotes by ORSON WELLES-1482153529

dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482152028

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.



dieting quotes by DAVE BARRY-1482150230

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482148709

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.



dieting quotes by TOM WILSON-1482144773

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.



dieting quotes by HUGH ALLEN-1482143243

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.



dieting quotes by HAROLD MACMILLAN-1482141632

History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today.



dieting quotes by THOMAS JEFFERSON-1482140106

We never repent of having eaten too little.



dieting quotes by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE-1482138386

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.



dieting quotes by HORACE-1482136894

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.



dieting quotes by JANETTE BARBER-1482135104

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad.



dieting quotes by BENJAMIN FRANKLIN-1482133871

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.



dieting quotes by MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN-1482132450

Forget about calories -everythingmakes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.



dieting quotes by ERMA BOMBECK-1482131169

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.



dieting quotes by HARRY SECOMBE-1482129919

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.



dieting quotes by ERMA BOMBECK-1482085481

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482084230

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482082629

Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained.



dieting quotes by MERVYN DEITEL-1482081288

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.



dieting quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1482076829

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.



dieting quotes by MARK TWAIN-1482071596

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.



dieting quotes by CHAUNCEY M. DEPEW-1482068663

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.



dieting quotes by CHRIS ADAMS-1482065457

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.