Computers Quotes by BRIAN M. PORTER-1475386393

To have no errorsWould be life without meaningNo struggle, no joy



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Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475329908

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.



Computers Quotes by RAHUL SONNAD-1475326073

There is a chasmof carbon and siliconthe software can't bridge



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475320919

At least my pencil never crashes!



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475319439

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475318117

A user and his leisure time are soon parted.



Computers Quotes by DAVID J. LISZEWSKI-1475316907

A file that big?It might be very useful.But now it is gone.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1475315656

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475314010

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.



Computers Quotes by J.H. GOLDFUSS-1475312280

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.



Computers Quotes by RICHARD P. FEYNMAN-1475303063

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!



Computers Quotes by DAVID ANSEL-1475301779

Stay the patient courseOf little worth is your ireThe network is down



Computers Quotes by JEREMY S. ANDERSON-1475299852

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.



Computers Quotes by BILL GATES-1475298620

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.



Computers Quotes by PETER ROTHMAN-1475295044

Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.



Computers Quotes by GUY ALMES-1475260876

There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475248965

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.



Computers Quotes by SYDNEY J. HARRIS-1475247426

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.



Computers Quotes by EDSGER W. DIJKSTRA-1475231979

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.



Computers Quotes by MARGARET SEGALL-1475221147

Yesterday it workedToday it is not workingWindows is like that



Computers Quotes by DAVID MOSCHELLA-1475219551

Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the table until someone proves otherwise.



Computers Quotes by NICHOLAS P. NEGROPONTE-1475043652

It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers have to become human-literate.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475042434

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475041154

If it draws blood, it's hardware.



Computers Quotes by ONE OF MURPHY'S LAWS OF TECHNOLOGY-1474993290

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.



Computers Quotes by ROBERT A. HEINLEIN-1474991639

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474956901

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474955690

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474954200

I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.



Computers Quotes by JEFF PESIS-1474909453

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474906660

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.



Computers Quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1474902697

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.



Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS ("DOGBERT")-1474872787

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474871436

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?



Computers Quotes by MITCH RATCLIFFE-1474819698

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474818267

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.



Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS-1474815731

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.



Computers Quotes by SUZIE WAGNER-1474813283

Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return.



Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474811913

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.



Computers Quotes by PABLO PICASSO-1474809794

But they are useless. They can only give you answers.



Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474795134

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.



Computers Quotes by JOHN PIERCE-1474789573

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.