Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475329908
DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Computers Quotes by RAHUL SONNAD-1475326073
There is a chasmof carbon and siliconthe software can't bridge
Computers Quotes by DAVID J. LISZEWSKI-1475316907
A file that big?It might be very useful.But now it is gone.
Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1475315656
I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.
Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475314010
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
Computers Quotes by RICHARD P. FEYNMAN-1475303063
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Computers Quotes by DAVID ANSEL-1475301779
Stay the patient courseOf little worth is your ireThe network is down
Computers Quotes by JEREMY S. ANDERSON-1475299852
There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.
Computers Quotes by BILL GATES-1475298620
Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.
Computers Quotes by PETER ROTHMAN-1475295044
Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.
Computers Quotes by GUY ALMES-1475260876
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475248965
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Computers Quotes by SYDNEY J. HARRIS-1475247426
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Computers Quotes by EDSGER W. DIJKSTRA-1475231979
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Computers Quotes by MARGARET SEGALL-1475221147
Yesterday it workedToday it is not workingWindows is like that
Computers Quotes by DAVID MOSCHELLA-1475219551
Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the table until someone proves otherwise.
Computers Quotes by ERIC PORTERFIELD-1475166384
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Computers Quotes by MARCUS DOLENGO-1475165094
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1475158096
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
Computers Quotes by GARRETT HAZEL-1475067135
Rebooting is a wonder drug - it fixes almost everything.
Computers Quotes by NICHOLAS P. NEGROPONTE-1475043652
It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers have to become human-literate.
Computers Quotes by ONE OF MURPHY'S LAWS OF TECHNOLOGY-1474993290
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Computers Quotes by ROBERT A. HEINLEIN-1474991639
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474956901
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.
Computers Quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1474954200
I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.
Computers Quotes by ANDY ROONEY-1474902697
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS ("DOGBERT")-1474872787
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
Computers Quotes by MITCH RATCLIFFE-1474819698
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474818267
Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.
Computers Quotes by SCOTT ADAMS-1474815731
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Computers Quotes by SUZIE WAGNER-1474813283
Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return.
Computers Quotes by DAVE BARRY-1474795134
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
Computers Quotes by JOHN PIERCE-1474789573
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
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