alcohol quotes by AMBROSE BIERCE-1453008958
Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
alcohol quotes by W.H. DAVIES-1452966930
Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
alcohol quotes by MARK TWAIN-1452962255
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
alcohol quotes by WINSTON CHURCHILL-1452960795
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
alcohol quotes by AUGUSTUS WILLIAM HARE AND JULIUS CHARLES HARE-1452959282
A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein.
alcohol quotes by HENNY YOUNGMAN-1452957608
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
alcohol quotes by HENNY YOUNGMAN-1452955962
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
alcohol quotes by ROBERT BENCHLEY-1452931909
Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
alcohol quotes by FRANK NICHOLSON-1452928155
I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
alcohol quotes by ROBERT HEINLEIN-1452926564
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
alcohol quotes by ABRAHAM LINCOLN-1452879650
If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice. The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity.
alcohol quotes by KIN HUBBARD-1452869717
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
alcohol quotes by PHIL HARRIS-1452790454
I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.
alcohol quotes by HOMER SIMPSON-1452783054
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
alcohol quotes by P.J. O'ROURKE-1452774023
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
alcohol quotes by W.C. FIELDS-1452749727
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
alcohol quotes by SCOTTISH PROVERB-1452687568
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
alcohol quotes by FROM THE MOVIEBREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S-1452616343
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.
alcohol quotes by SAMUEL JOHNSON-1452590614
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452580378
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
alcohol quotes by HORACE HUTCHINSON-1452577344
We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.
alcohol quotes by JEAN KERR-1452538390
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
alcohol quotes by LORD CHESTERTON-1452537158
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
alcohol quotes by M*A*S*H-1452535847
I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
alcohol quotes by GRAHAM GREENE-1452534277
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
alcohol quotes by OSCAR LEVANT-1452530517
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
alcohol quotes by ROBERT BENCHLEY-1452488312
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
alcohol quotes by FOUR HUNDRED LAUGHS: OR-1452452932
Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.
alcohol quotes by W.C. FIELDS-1452451422
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
alcohol quotes by FRANK SINATRA-1452448500
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
alcohol quotes by THOMAS JACKSON-1452439177
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452437916
Here's to a long life and a merry oneA quick death and an easy oneA pretty girl and an honest oneA cold beer and another one!
alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452435438
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452434058
Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.
alcohol quotes by H.L. MENCKEN-1452432453
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.
alcohol quotes by AUTHOR UNKNOWN-1452430862
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
alcohol quotes by THOMAS DE QUINCY-1452429221
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
alcohol quotes by W.C. FIELDS-1452427850
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
alcohol quotes by JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN-1452425278
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills."
alcohol quotes by LADY ASTOR-1452423860
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
alcohol quotes by SAMUEL JOHNSON-1452422080
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
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