Showing posts with label Pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pets. Show all posts

Pets Quotes by FRAN LEBOWITZ-1419442856.152696

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.



Pets Quotes by GEORGE ELIOT-1419441084.418239

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.



Pets Quotes by JACQUELYN MITCHARD-1419439823.597379

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.



Pets Quotes by JEFF VALDEZ-1419438625.440273

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.



Pets Quotes by JOE WEINSTEIN-1419437321.294834

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.



Pets Quotes by MARK TWAIN-1419435700.568321

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.



Pets Quotes by RITA RUDNER-1419433939.516195

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.



Pets Quotes by ROBERT BENCHLEY-1419432668.482641

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.



Pets Quotes by SUE MURPHY-1419431397.712591

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.